Script!

THE BOW TIE

-The Doctor is admiring himself in the mirror when he notices that something is terrible wrong…

D: I’m so cool, I’m so… wait a minute  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

CUT TO BLACK

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-Harry is walking and sees the TARDIS-

H : What is this mysterious, flashy blue box? Have I stumbled upon the Ravenclaw common room?!

D : *NOOOOOOOOO!!* muffled

H : Whaaaa??! There’s someone trapped inside!  –Knocks on the door-

-The Doctor comes out of the TARDIS accompanied by lots of crashing noises as he trips over things-

D : What…!! Who’s there? -opens door- … ohhh… its you

H : How do you know who I am??? And who are you anyways!?

D : -pulls a newspaper out of nowhere- Don’t you read?? You’re all over the newspaper!

-          Zoom in on newspaper- *harrypotterharrypotterharrypotterharrypotter*

H : well… I am extremely popular... and handsome … - stares off into the distance- … you still haven’t answered my question… Who are you?

D : I’m The Doctor

H : The Doctor… Doctor Who?? That can’t be your name…

D : Excuse me! Don’t be so rude! How would you like it if I called you Potter Who??!

H : *pause* … ANYWAY, why are you here Doctor? Do you want my Autograph??

D : ummmm…. No. I’ve lost my bowtie, NO it was stolen!

Earlier today….

R: oooo… nice bow tie

D: yes bow ties are cool

R: can I touch it…

D: *gives ron bow tie*

R: *stares at bow tie *
*Ron disapperates*

D: nooooooooooooooo

Current time

D: the ginger one… he stole my bow tie

H: I know a ginger follow me!

*Doctor follows harry*

*In the distance*

R: My precious

H: Ron what are you doing

R: I found this bow tie

H: Ron I’m sick of your thieving ways  give it back to the crazy man with the blue box

R: But harry you told me to get the bow tie for Hermione’s birthday

H: where is she anyway?

*in the distance * “ahhhhhhhh”

R: im sure shes fine.

D: *stares at ron* That Is So Cool, A ginger with a bow tie, I wish I was ginger.         

R: why thankyou

D: your welcome

H: what is this aren’t you supposed to be attacking him I demand a cage fight right now ! do what I say...  im harry potter. * lightning effect*

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D: revenge is not my way. I just want my bow tie from mr ginger.

R:  no its mine finders keepers.

D: why do you want it its mine

R: but its so cool , its awesome , its its …… its so fetch !

D: that it is ginger one, that it is. Would you like to come to my place, well its not a place, well it is a place, actually it’s a whole different universe… so would you like to come… for a party... at my place.

H & R : um um

D: LETS GO. follow me.

*walk to tardis*

Enter TARDIS

D: LETS DANCE !

*EVERYONE DANCES*

*doctor sneaks up behind ron and grabs bow tie*

*kicks harry and ron out of TARDIS*
D: I’m so,so FETCH !

*TARDIS NOISE*

END CREDITS!